January 16, 2006

Angelina Jolie One Day Pregnanter Than Day Before

Sources confirm that actress Angelina Jolie is 1/270 times more pregnant than she was twenty-four hours ago.  I can exclusively reveal that if things continue, Ms. Jolie will become six months, seven months, and eventually eight months pregnant.  
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January 15, 2006

James Frey Can't Write

I'm really tired of all the people who say that A Million Little Pieces is well-written.  James Frey writes like a bombastic twelve year old.  I don't know what all this redemptive power bullshit is either.  The last thing anyone needed when this book came out was yet another addiction take, especially a witless bombastic one assembled out of discarded cliches.  I've never known anyone who really was a badass who felt the need to state this every few paragraphs either.  It's often the case that if you lived through it, you don't have the energy to write about it.  There are many exceptions, but be suspicious of anyone writing about their personal experiences who claims to have been to hell and back more than a dozen times.  

If you could read my memoirs, they would knock your socks off, but as it is the state of my life prevents me from writing them.

If you want to read about another memoir with problems, read about  how I went to the bookstore to find a book by my ex-housemate about being obese all her life only she wasn't.  You should find it below. 

If you want to read my article on twelve-step groups, including what I think of insecure bragging males in them, look under essays for "Twelve Step Groups Need To Get Real."

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January 14, 2006

You Don't Look Fat To Me

For the third time in a year I went to the bookstore and saw a book about someone I know.
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November 10, 2005

Sorry About Spelling Errors

There's some spelling errors and typos on here.  Sorry.  Try to read around them.  It's not as easy to correct stuff in this system as it could be.  I'll get them later.  I'm a sleepy girl.

G'Night.

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Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers

I was struck by the announcement that of the likes of George Bush would be honoring deceased civil rights leader Rosa Parks.  It wasn't that long ago that he banned parking for miles from his Texas Ranch to keep live protester Cindy Sheehan away.

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Katie Holmes Pregnancy--Real or Fake?

Like a lot of you I saw Katie Holmes seemingly go from a flat belly, to a three to month pregnancy to a five month pregnancy within days.  What do you think, is this a real pregnancy?   

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Nicole Ritchie, Thin and Drawn?

I just watched Nicole Ritchie on the Tonight Show.  I was alarmed.  Her face looked drawn, like anorexic's and people who are starving.  Ick.  What do you think?  Is this a Karen Carpenter situation? 
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Amazon Spamming Customers

Amazon has a lot going for it, but it tries to do some stuff it that shouldn't sometimes. In the last week, they've started spamming customers.
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Blog.com Making Improvements

Blog.com, where this blog is located, is making improvements.  They have an intelligent person answering customer emails, and have spiffed up the appearance of their own site.  There are more options for bloggers on how to typeset their work, and it looks like some bugs or oversights have gotten corrected.  I wish the system would work faster when working on my blog, but obviously someone is putting work and thought into improving Blog.com.  Thanks.   
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November 01, 2005

Whew Again: Lots More Work

I've just spent hours adding more of my work to this blog. 

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